In the Stall

For the Collins Escapades that I never finished.


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I had ten minutes to get to class... I didn't finish the calculus homework. I intended to get help on that, even if it meant not receiving credit. I needed the help. However, I had a more loathsome dilemma: I had to pee. Jesus, how could a glass of milk go through so fast? How small is my bladder? Ugggh.

I proceeded to the restroom on my floor. I find a stall, enter, and sit down. I hear a girl in the next stall, coughing, hysterically. Whatever. I begin to pee. What a relief! Then I hear scuffling in the next stall, and before I know it, the girl who was coughing hysterically proceeds to crawl under and stick her head out into my stall.

-the fuck?

"Do you have a tampon?" she asks

Seriously, what the fuck?

"uuuh. No."

"Shit," she replies, "I definitely hit my period today and forgot to pick some up this weekend... Do you know where I can get some?"

"I don't fucking know! Why the fuck are you sticking your head underneath into MY stall to ask?"

"I'm sorry.." she stammers

"Jesus, ask the RA or someone. Get out of my stall!"

She doesn't comply.

"Go on! Get out!"

Still doesn't comply.

"Get out!"

I proceed to kick her head, until it was back into her stall. I then vowed never to pee on my own floor ever again. I hope she doesn't live on my floor...